So much time for dry humour!

'Sarcasm: just one more service i offer'

'Make it idiot proof and someonce will make a better idiot.'

'I can see your point, but... I still think you're full of shit.'

'What am i? flypaper for freaks?'

'Try a little kindness, as little as possible.' '

'No problem is so large or so difficult that it cant be blamed on someone else.'

'I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.'

'This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.'

'A boss is like a nappy: always on your ass and full of shit.'

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.'

'If i gave a shit, you'd be the first person i'd give it to.'

'If i want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, i'll put shoes on my cats.'

'Not all men are annoying, some are dead.'

'There is no excuse for the way i am about to behave.'

'Woman who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.'

'If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.'

'When god made man...she was only kidding.'

'If you think there is good in everybody, you havn't meet everybody.'

HA <3>